Monday, April 4, 2011

C is for Cookie Golem

I mentioned the Cookie Golem in an earlier post. Although the Cookie Golem is one of the easiest constructs to build, their creation is not taken lightly, even foolhardy young Mages think twice before creating the dreaded Cookie Golem.  Cookie Golems are never loyal to any master and are fiercely independent as soon as they emerge from the oven, in fact most Cookie Golems attempt to kill their creator imediately. Fast ,deadly, and smart all Cookie Golems are expert escape artists. It is rumoured that escaped Cookie Golems form communites out in the wilderness.

A Cookie Golem if eaten alive gives some kind of really cool bonus... I donno, too sleepy.

Night gang.

Edit - So my intention with the Cookie Golem was to have a little creature that nearly any Animator could make, and there would be some kind of pretty good bonus for eating one, (I`m not sure what exactly, maybe fully heal the eater.)  On the flip side though Cookie Golems are tough little customers and don`t appreciate their master wanting to eat them.


  1. All Cookie Golems speak Common, their alignment language, and can speak with animals. Alas, Cookie Golems tend to believe what animals say (1-5 on a d6,) to their detriment. A clever PC dressed up as a talking animal has a 1-3 on a d6 chance of convincing a Cookie Golem that he or she is indeed and animal, and has another 1-3 on a d6 of convincing the Cookie Golem of doing something incredibly stupid and detrimental to the life of the Cookie Golem itself.

    Oatmeal Raisin Cookie Golems always taste best, no matter what those Chocolate Ship Cookie Golem worshipers think.

    - Ark

  2. Oatmeal raisin? gross! lol,

    Love the talking animal thing Ark.

  3. Cookie golem? That opens up whole new vistas for Dungeons & Desserts.